I truely believe Laverne spiked her milk & Pepsi with Peppermint Schnapps and that is why some of the L's on her sweaters were crooked and her hair was sometimes unkempt leaving Shirley to pick up the pieces. This board game proves it all.
Friday, April 30, 2010
Yo! Nick Moore Rocks!
Mallory Keatons boyfriend Nick on Family Ties was a class act. The monosyllabic modern artist was really cute and had cool hair and weird clothes. He had "Yo!" as a catchphrase. The Keatons tried to banish him, as he really didn't fit in the theme song montage, but love conquered all and they lived happily ever after in Nicks garage.
Chrissy Seaver Was Unnecessary
It was the beginning of the end when Growing Pains brought in frizzy-haired ragamuffin Chrissy as the little sister who suddenly aged 7 years. Just like Andrew Keaton, she was totally annoying and unnecessary. Why sitcoms must jump the shark and make up a new kid for ratings is beyond me, I guess Ben couldn't hack it anymore.
Florence Jean Castlebury Was Primetimes First Slut
I feel that Flo on the T.V. show "Alice" in the 70's was truely primetimes first slut. She invited us constantly to "Kiss Her Grits" and had 75,000 dates. She was the equivalent of the female Fonzie. I feel she stole the show, she even had a catchphrase but then her spin off couldn't live up to the expectation of an undead studio audience. So Flo here's to you wherever you maybe.
Thursday, April 29, 2010
The Secret Underworld Of Rick Moorehouse
I really thought "Just One Of The Guys" was one of the best extreme make-over type movies. What happened to you Rick? Are you now a Scat musician at an indie coffee house with too strong lattes? Are you the quality assurance screener when I am on hold? Or perhaps you are the guy who does the voice over for Binder & Binder attorneys. Wherever you are, I really loved you in 1985!
Who The Hell Do You Think You Are, Brenda Walsh
People used to tell me I looked like Shannen Doherty 20 years ago when 90210 started, I pretty much thought of it as a compliment until someone pointed out that she has an oddball eye. I still think she's cool though, even though Brenda was a stale character.
I Want To Be Amanda Woodward
Isn't Amanda Woodward from Melrose Place wonderful. She's smart, hot, and wore cool clothes considering in was 1992. She brought Michael Mancini to his knees and despite having no friends she always had somewhere to be. She brought class to roots.
Eating Chicken Wings With Nomi Malone
Poor Nomi Malone, all you really wanted was to be wanted, by someone, anyone from "back east". I know your pretty low rent but I still would pick you as a friend to eat chicken wings with.
John Bender Broke My Heart
I fell madly in love with Judd Nelson, and he broke my heart. It was 1984, I was a walking cliche and his hot juvie looks and asshole demeanor made me swoon. The Breakfast Club was a masterpiece, and I wanted more of John Bender. I waited for him to be cast in similar roles but no dice. Suddenly without the ruffian character he portrayed, he was just not as good looking to me, and From The Hip was a terrible, terrible movie, and his nose was too big in Relentless.
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